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One
The
scene: 2 weeks after Thanksgiving, Office lunchroom
Mandy:
Is that turkey that you are eating?
Nancy: Yeah, we have so much turkey leftover from Thanksgiving.
Mandy: Is it still good?
Nancy: I don’t know it looks okay.
(Chab enters the lunchroom)
Mandy: We’ll did you smell the meat?
Nancy: I don’t like to smell my meat. Will you smell my meat for
me?
Mandy: I’m not gonna smell your meat.
Nancy: Please, just smell it for me.
Chab: Ladies, Ladies, no need to fight. Nancy, I can probably smell
your meat.
Two
Lilly:
It looks like you cut off the edges of your bread.
Nancy: No I didn’t.
Lilly: Do you remember when you were a kid and your parents made
you eat the crust? Why did they make us eat the crust? It’s not
like the edges have "extra" nutrition that’s missing from
the core of the bread.
Nancy: I know. It’s like they were brainwashing us into thinking
that. Why?
Lilly: Yeah, why?
Three
Nancy:
How was the gym? Any cute girls?
Chab: No, and I looked. I usually like to pick out a girl and follow
her around to the different stations.
Nancy: Isn’t that like stalking?
Chab: The whole "meeting people" thing is stalking. How
did you meet Matt?
Nancy: I knew what classes he had and so I stood outside when they
were over. I always seemed to "bump" into him. HA!
Chab: Isn’t that like stalking?
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