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List: 21 Signs I Saw Between Kingsville, Texas and Vancouver, Canada
- Krum, 11 miles (city sign north of Fort Worth, Texas)
I bet they wear, like, only six-gallon hats there.
- Love's Travel Stops (across Texas)
Where you can get a chili-dog and a buttplug!
- Muenster - A Unique German Community (45 miles north of Fort Worth, Texas)
Do you mean relaxed, sloppy and not prone to military aggression?
- Wayne Harper's Great Food (Plano, Texas)
And Corporate Branding Agency.
The "more" stands for "mostly clean bathrooms."
- Free 80 oz Steak at Cattle Rustlers (Ardmore, Texas)
That's like eating a small dog.
- Macrosurgical Vasectomy Reversal (outside Austin, Texas)
That's right, baby, it'd be MACROsurgical for me, if you know what I mean.
- DW's Adult Video - "Paris Hilton is here!" (Texas/Oklahoma border)
Not in person. Really? In person? Right there?! Oh my God, Paris Hilton, everybody.!
- Robertson's Ham Sandwiches - Real Beef Jerky and More! (south of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma)
The "more" stands for "mostly clean bathrooms."
- Original Fried Pies (eastern Oklahoma)
They must be so rock hard by now.
- Knipplemeier Chevrolet (Purcell, Kansas)
I wish they sold t-shirts.
- The Liquor Lodge (Burlington, Kansas)
Doesn't it just sound like a happy place?
- Sandbar - Live Mermaids Nightly (Lawrence, Kansas)
Only nightly?!
- Chinese Super Buffet (Gothenburg, Nebraska)
The worst superhero ever.
- Ole's Big Game Steakhouse and Lounge (Paxton, Nebraska)
Do you think newcomers to English think it's a house actually made out of steak?
- Pitchfork Fondue Dinner Show (near Mt. Rushmore in South Dakota)
Sounds a bit like the beginning of an e.e. cummings poem.
- Kremlin (city sign near Havre, Montana)
I wonder if the right-wing militia groups in neighboring Idaho know about this?
- Norman's Western Wear (Cut Bank, Montana)
Eh, I liked his Eastern Wear better.
- Cosmic Mystery Area - Mind boggling! (outside Sturgis, South Dakota)
You know, in certain Southern states it's still illegal to boggle your mind, or have anyone boggle it for you.
- Weezie's Borscht Hut (Castlegar, B.C., Canada)
Buy a franchise today!
- Ada's Quilting Cottage (Osoloos, B.C., Canada)
I've heard that people have actually died of boredom there.
- Poon's Auto Repair (Vancouver, B.C., Canada)
OK, no, this is the t-shirt I want.
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