- Touching the monkey
- Puking for distance/accuracy
- Ordering a round of shots for all the designated drivers
- Eating a urinal cake and asking the bar maid why they aren't on the menu
- Filming your docu-drama 'Stretch marked Men Gone Wild’'
- Asking everyone woman in the bar if their shirt reads 'buck a suck' on it
- Not washing the donkey before you bring it in the bar
- Feed a $5 spot into the jukebox to play Milli Vanilli's 'Girl you know it’s true' 34 times in a row
- Act out the light saber duel between Darth Vader and Obi Won with house pool cues
- Scream from the bathroom stall 'It burns, it burns, make the brown water stop!’'
- Two words – Banana Hammock
- Making duck fart sounds with your armpits each time you're at the Karaoke mic.
- Regaling the bartender with every "guy walks into a bar" joke you've ever heard.
- Insisting that ALL of the strippers gather round to see you make your P!(#$& talk.