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One
Scene: Nancy and Shane are at a gas station, gassing up their car
and chatting with the fuel operator.
Fuel guy: Did you know that your Jeep’s gas tank isn’t under the
license plate?
Shane: Oh, it isn’t? (rolling his eyes toward Nancy)
Fuel guy: Yeah, usually they are in the back. Did you see the Mustang
in that movie, Gone In Sixty Seconds?
Shane: No, was it’s tank in the back?
Fuel guy: No, why? Anyway, it was really sweet.
Nancy (to Shane): Shane, roll the window up now!
Two
Chab: Have you ever spent much time thinking about toast?
Nancy: No, why?
Chab: Well, for one thing, it’s messier than you think. Crumbs get
everywhere, and then crumbs get into the butter or peanut butter
or jam or whatever if you have to go for a second swipe.
Even then, toast is such a minor thing, that you don’t want to waste
a plate on it. Why make a messy plate for a piece of toast. Then
you have to do dishes because of a piece of toast.
Nancy: So, you’re saying that toast isn’t plate-worthy?
Chab: No, I’m saying that while toast is tasty, it’s messy.
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