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  All Eggs in One Mexican Basket by Greg Coyle
How a Serial Rapist, a Bounty Hunter and I Ended up in the Same Place
  Eggcidental Tourist by Joel Gunz
The Bates Motel-Coming to a Neighborhood Near You
  Doing the Dance by Chris Parkhurst
Sundance is a long way from Hollywood
  BusOneSeven: The Chicken Came First by Roderick Armageddon
A pending father's list of the most exciting reasons for not taking your parenthood too seriously.
  Recipe: Molded Egg and Caviar Salad
  Lists
  Haiku: Japanese poetry, lightly scrambled
  List: Rejected Egg Bank Slogans

Rejected Egg Bank Slogans

  • Get paid when you're not getting laid.
  • You can't beat our eggs
  • Shootin' a blank? Stop by our bank!
  • We're scrambling for the best eggs
  • Stop on by if you're ov-u-Late
  • Where it's never that time of the month
  • Got eggs?

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