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Egg Haiku

Eggs: hard or runny,
I think they're kind of funny
On your face, Sonny

Walking on egg shells
Not what it's cracked up to be
Hard boiled next time

Egg in frying pan
This is your brain on drugs
Lucky cannibal

Chicken or the egg
Which came first, nobody knows
Or they're not talking

Went to the sperm bank
To deposit my savings
Insufficient funds