All About Peeping Through Outside Windows
www.ramwar.com/Surfuse/peeping-through-outside-windows.html

When I did a search on Google for "peeping through windows," this site came up. The description wasn’t really that intelligible to me, but what the hell, I clicked on it anyways. The site I came to originally was pretty cool, but a surprise was in store for me. I hit the back button and returned to the Google listings. I then clicked on this listing again and was taken to a different site. I did this a few more times, always being transported to a new and different site.

Fuck Microsoft
http://www.fuckmicrosoft.com/

I like this site because I am one of those people that loves to jump on bandwagons, even if I do not understand the cause. I yell, "Fuck Microsoft!" I do understand the irony that I am using Microsoft Word right now, but like the rich Reed College hippies begging for change on Hawthorne, I just don’t give a fuck. Plus, it is easier to kick someone when they are down -- they don’t move as fast.

Window to Her Soul
http://www.windowtomysoul.com/

I searched the entire site and never once caught a glimpse of her soul. I wonder if her soul is hot?

Stripped-Down Version
http://www.virtuagirl.com/

If I can’t find time to hit my favorite strip joint during the workday, I am going to damn well need something to fill the void. This site’s program does just that and extremely well. During the Christmas holidays I was even able to download a holiday-themed version. It kept me in that festive mood all day. Trust me, you will not mind the extra MEGs it takes up on your computer.

Broken Glass
http://www.car-accidents.com/pages/car_accident_photo.html

This relates to the topic because almost all of these cars had windows. Most do not now, or if they do, they are usually shattered. This site is like driving by a car accident -- oh wait, it is car accidents.

Pay for One Year & Get the Second Year Free
http://www.awcmag.com/

I am just astonished that there is actually a magazine out there about this topic. Ooh, I see Washco has come out with their 2002 model of Swipeitclean 5000! I understand that window washing is a profession, and they need a way to transfer information, but c’mon, do we really need toilet material about washing windows?