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Issue: March 2003 |
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Least
Known Superheroes
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- Dildo —holds the power
to turn any meal into a wonderfully pickle-spiced delight
- AntMan — can shrink to
the size of an ant, yet somehow can’t retain his human
strength
- Clucko —Under pressure
of stress, he turns into a rooster, rendering him virtually
useless
- GayDar — Republican crusader
with mental telepathy, providing the uncanny ability to
ferret out gays in a potentially volatile crowd
- The Rotter — can turn
fresh, crisp refrigerated veggies into squishy, limp ones
- The Rotter 2 —can turn
any crisp cocktail party into an unappealing, toxically
fumed dormitory
- IronSides — sells aluminum
siding with amazing efficiency and high closure rates
- Speedo — has uncanny ability
to talk himself, and others, out of speeding tickets — and
swimsuits
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