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Michael Jackson's worst nightmares about going to prison

• No suites to share with Bubbles
• The only boy he'll be tucking in weighs 300 pounds.
• Too much time to Beat It
• Justin Timberlake is prison warden. Janet arrives for a visit.
• The monkey bars are now vertical
• Getting another nosejob from the guy in cell 33a.
• There's only one way to get hair relaxer
• Moonwalking on cue in the shower
• Mistaken for a black man after hours of manual labor outdoors
• Billy Jean WILL be his lover