Failed Hybrid Slogans:

• Doesn’t go as fast, costs more, but gee whiz!
• Feeling guilty for buying that Humvee?
• Your wife said it’s this or a minivan…
• At least they won’t hear you coming.
• The only oil you need is for your jerry curl.
• ALL the metrosexuals have one
• Just like Beano: less gas!
• Less filling, even if it doesn’t taste great
• Just wait until they come out with the high performance batteries
• Reduce emissions, and self esteem at NASCAR events