Top Ten Reasons To Walk:

• Mom grounded you for stealing her smokes
• Bus 17 is always late
• Need to amortize $200 for new Air Jordans
• Bicycles are technology too, Luddite!
• Cadillac in the shop getting 24” spinners
• Kicked out of carpool for snoring too loud
• Who ever gets a W.U.I.?
• It's hard to authentically recite "Singin' In the Rain" while driving an S.U.V.
• Skateboarding IS a crime.
• Difficult to justify driving to the home office in the basement