List: Least Effective Pickup Lines

• Whattya say you & I go swap spit behind the 7-11?
• Ever been to a Turkish prison?
• I learned so much from reading Ted Bundy’s biography
• Is that a half package of Certs in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
• Are you familiar with 20 sided dice?
• Can I give you a Vulcan mind probe?
• My mom doesn’t like guests in my room but do you want to sleep over?
• Do you ever get the beer runs?
• I just loved ‘Brokeback Mountatin’
• Hey baby, Jerod from Subway is a friend of mine
• Do you want to see my Weeble Wobble collection?
• I love Hobbits, don’t you?
• My parole officer says I’m ready for a relationship
• And you thought your baby was thirsty!
• My invisible friend Eddie really likes you
• Hi, I’m Tom Cruise, nice to meet you