- Whattya say you & I go swap spit behind the 7-11?
- Ever been to a Turkish prison?
- I learned so much from reading Ted Bundy’s biography
- Is that a half package of Certs in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
- Are you familiar with 20 sided dice?
- Can I give you a Vulcan mind probe?
- My mom doesn’t like guests in my room but do you want to sleep over?
- Do you ever get the beer runs?
- I just loved ‘Brokeback Mountatin’
- Hey baby, Jerod from Subway is a friend of mine
- Do you want to see my Weeble Wobble collection?
- I love Hobbits, don’t you?
- My parole officer says I’m ready for a relationship
- And you thought your baby was thirsty!
- My invisible friend Eddie really likes you
- Hi, I’m Tom Cruise, nice to meet you