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Meanwhile at the office:

Nancy: I need a name for my new column and it has to be cutting edge - kinda mysterious so people don't really know what it's about, but they always have to read it first because it's so damn funny

Chab: How about "Where did my socks go?" or "how 'bout those Knicks?"

Nancy: You think those are cutting edge? They're just plain stupid - basically about nothing

Chab: You don't have to be a bitch about it

Nancy: I'm not, I'm just under stress to be on the edge of comedy

Chab: Okay, what about "Over at the water cooler"

Nancy: Random



Nancy: I'm sick of being sick. I think I have cold.

Chab: You could try some of these allergy pills I got from my friend's dad. He's a pharmacist.

Nancy: It's not allergies. It's a cold. (And why are you getting random pills from random people?)

Chab: I know but it will help alleviate some of the symptoms, since, as you know, there isn't a cure for the common cold.

Nancy: If there isn't a cure for a cold, then where does it go? It must go some place or does it just stay in your body and come out when it wants to?

Chab: I don't know where it goes...
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