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Nancy: Isn’t the weather awesome! I can’t wait to bust out my capris.
Duke: Yeah, I can’t wait till I can come to work without a shirt on.

Two

Chab talking to Nancy: Anyway, we also met Jonah’s friend named Nick (filmmaker) whom we’ve decided to memorialize with this quote: on seeing beautiful girls when you’re out of town; "austin doesn’t have hotter chicks than any other town, it’s just that you’re out of town. When you go to Mexico and see one hot chick & you’re like ’mexican chicks are fuckin’ hot’, but they really aren’t. Guys from Mexico are like ’there are NO hot chicks here..."

Three

Dot: My stock options fully vested last month.
Kominski: Really? What are you going to do?
Dot: Well, if I sell my stock, I take a huge loss. If I hold onto it, I won’t be able to pay the mortgage.
Kominski: Sounds like a dilemma.
Dot: Tell me about it. Either way, I have to pay for the gains on my exercise price, which is nearly thirty grand.
Kominski: That sucks. Have you thought about faking your own death?
Dot: Yep. I decided it was easier to kill my wife and kids and collect on the insurance. Then I can move to the Bahamas and live tax-free.
Kominski: Great idea. I may look into that.