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Toysmart Industries Ltd. Announces Fragrant New Toy
Flatu-Lance provides children a safe playtime alternative

French Lick, Ind.- April 1, 2001 - Flatu-Lance has a nose for crime fighting, but he doesn’t use guns or knives to wage war on the dark forces of evil. He uses his bionic powers of flatulence to fire brown clouds of a potent, foul-smelling air out of his anus to overpower would be criminals.

Flatu-Lance comes with the double-action AccuAss(TM) which works like this: Just squeeze his stomach once, and he shoots a burst of retched air out of his patented AccuAss anal opening. Squeeze his stomach and hold it down for a couple of seconds, and he fires out a steady stream of rectal vengeance.

"We can smell success already with this new action figure toy," said
Toysmart President Richard Grabber. "Our product marketing research has shown that children and adults alike can’t get enough of their own farts, which will make the Flatu-Lance action figure fun for the whole family."

Flatu-Lance comes with easy-spreading legs and crotchless pants to make the action more fun. Flatu-Lance also comes with a booklet of easy-to-prepare recipes for the most gaseous types of foods that you can make at home, so that you can play along with your Flatu-Lance doll -- fun for the whole family!

"Demand is already starting to build up," said Toys-R-Us Director of Merchandising Seymour Krakass. "Sales should be explosive."

About Toysmart
Toysmart Industries Ltd., headquarted in French Lick, Indiana, has over four years of experience in providing interactive and educational toy-based entertainment solutions to its expanding customer base. Toysmart has brought to market such award winning toys as the "Easy-Off Training Bra," the "Lets Play Doctor Fun Probes," and the "Right To Life or Die" abortion board game. For more information on these and other fine Toysmart products, visit the Toysmart Web site located at http://www.toysmart.com.