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Micheal Jackson: Totally two faced.
2.
William Shakespeare: Put "codpiece" on an
expense report.
3.
Harry Houdini: Would disappear for days on end.
4.
Pope Pius XII: A bit too holier than thou.
5.
Mahatma Gandhi: Very passive-aggressive.
6.
P.T. Barnum: Made a big deal out of everything.
7.
Walter Mondale: Zzzzzz.
8.
Ho Chi Minh: Took people’s food from the fridge.
9.
Mickey Rooney: Motto: "Hey look at me, I was in
‘International Velvet’!"
10.
Captain Kangeroo: Lied about his rank.
11.
Gallagher: Absolutely no sense of humor.
12.
Buck Owens: Was Hee-Hostile to co-workers.
13.
Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen: Couldn’t read or
write.
14.
Charles Lindbergh: Too plain.
15.
Alexander the Great: Too full of himself.
16.
René Descartes: "I think, therefore I’m
taking a cigarette break."
17.
Henry Ford: Churned out the same stuff every issue.
18.
Charles Darwin: Aped everyone else’s style.
19.
Marcel Marceau: Couldn’t think outside the box.
20.
Suzanne Somers: Should’ve used the Brainmaster®.
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Marie Curie: Too many sick days.
22.
Evel Knievel: Terrible speller.
23.
O.J. Simpson: Killed co-workers.
23.
Gloria Steinam: Slut.
24.
Ferdinand Magellan: Had trouble following directions.
25.
Cher: Didn’t know when to quit.
26.
Ted Nugent: He was a loose crossbow.
27.
Eli Whitney: Invented the cotton gin, but also liked
drinking it.
28.
Marco Polo: His work was all over the map.
29.
Sigmund Freud: Smoked cigars in the office.
30.
Jacques Cousteau: Smelled funky.
31.
Genghis Khan: Did not work well with others.
32.
Steve Gutenberg: Two words, one number: Police Academy
IV.
33.
Johannes Gutenberg: Blah blah blah printing press blah
blah blah.
34.
Andre the Giant: Had a bit of big head.
35.
Nicolaus Copernicus: Thought he was the center
of the universe.
36.
Judas Iscariot: Caught stealing office supplies.
37.
Orville Wright: Was always high.
38.
V.I. Lenin: He was revolting.
39.
Jesus Christ: Had a real persecution complex.
40.
General George Custer: Not always good at picking his
battles.
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