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Least Popular Uses For Tsunami Relief Funds:
- Buy a box of Marlboros for every survivor
- Make a bid for the 2012 Olympics
- Take it to Vegas and let it all ride on black
- St art an NFL franchise
- All expenses-paid trip to a taping of “ Ellen”
- Build Krispy Kreme franchises
- Pay back alimony and child support
- Calf implants for all
- Hire Haliburton to rebuild everything
- Get drunk
- Build a giant swimming pool
- Help the starving, diseased and homeless in our own country
- Surfboards
- Versace’s spring line
- Extreme makeovers for everyone
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