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Meanwhile
at the office:
One
Chab: I need some sleepy ta- ta. My rock and roll weekend is bringing
me down.
Nancy: You could always go crawl up on the new leather couches in
the break room
Chab: Yeah, I don’t know about leather couches. They make me all
sweaty. My old girlfriend had one and all I did was sweat.
Nancy: Humm...I don’t know what you’re talking about. I guess I
never really got sweaty on one.
Nancy (again): That didn’t come out quite the way I meant it.
Two
Dirk: How do you spell juju?
Nancy: Well how is it used?
Dirk: I want to say "bad juju"
Nancy: Oh, J - U - J - U
Three
Chab: Hey look, it’s Lassie!
Dirk: Yeah, I can totally tell.
Chab: How can you tell?
Dirk: Because of the way it looks at me, it looks like a glass eye.
Chab: Glass eye? The dog’s name is Lassie.
Dirk: Oh, I thought you said "it’s Glass Eye!" and I knew
exactly what you were talking about.
Chab: I see, at least better than that poor dog.
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