I’m Not Only a Client...
http://www.hairclubformen.com/
I’m also the President. This site is listed first, because without hair the rest of the sites just might not make sense. In fact, the remaining sites might even be viewed as a slap in the face. I still have most of my original rug, but that doesn’t keep me from truly enjoying every one of those HCFM commercials. Plus, who doesn't like to belong to a club, especially a men’s club? The dude in the commercial is balding badly, but with one visit to The Hair Club for Men, he ends up on a speedboat with some hot chick clinging to his chest -- which you’ll notice is furrier than a Sasquatch (his chest, not the chicky).

What Do They Call a Big Mac?
http://www.geocities.com/grooviepad/mwigs.html
Who here didn’t love the film, "Pulp Fiction"? I for one truly enjoyed it, and my favorite character to emulate is Samuel L. Jackson’s, bible-thumpin’ badass, Jules. This poses a unique problem for me considering that I’m a 5’10" white guy with straight hair. After paying a visit to this site and purchasing the "Pulp Fiction" wig, I’m truly impressin’ all the hoes on MLK Blvd.

Betta Then Unemployment
http://www.masterpeacehair.com/kit.htm
I was recently laid off from my low-opportunity high tech job, and down on my luck. While enjoying a very cheap cup of delicious morning coffee, accompanied by the help wanted ads, it hit me: like all of the other high tech denizens who have been laid off from their high paying, high stress jobs, I too want to perform a task that gives back to the community! While most of my lost brothers choose to be teachers or guidance counselors, I have decided to go it alone as an independent weave distributor. This site completely sets you up to sell your wares in any dilapidated neighborhood. My only problem is all of the sistas who keep cuttin’ into my biznass.

Mack Daddy of the White Trash
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/
If you haven’t heard of or visited this site, yet, then crawl out from under that rock and get a computer. There’s just not much that I can offer that will do this site justice, so log on and see if you can pick out your crazy Uncle Bubba from this fine pack of beauties.

"Am I Hot or Not" for trailer parks
http://www.ratemymullet.com/
This site is basically "Am I Hot or Not" for the Mississippi Mud flap set. If you think you have the God-given talent to make the grade, then submit your picture and see what everyone thinks of your silky locks. My personal advice: you’ll have a much better chance of scoring high if you throw on that 1987 Winger T-shirt with the sleeves cut off.

I’ll Have a Smoothie
http://www.sexuality.org/l/fetish/shaving.html
This site explains in detail how to get rid of unwanted hair "down there." You have to take precise measures to insure that you don’t end up with a killer itch --like the time you hooked up with that stripper in the 7-11 bathroom. Visit this site and do it right.

Bonus!
http://www.victoriabodyworks.com/
This site was thrown in solely for the following piece of copy: "Do you have more hair on your upper lip than your brother?" I’m not sure why, but I found that line to be pure genius. Anyway…