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Signs
your psychic may be a fraud
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Didn’t seem to notice the $20 you paid her was counterfeit
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Uses a 16 pound Brunswick as a crystal ball
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Considers Brittney Spears as talented and intelligent
as she is beautiful
- The
security ankle bracelet partially visible under her dress
- Predicts
“something will definitely happen to you soon,”
but refuses to elaborate
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Believes G.W. was elected fair and square
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Complains about losing her retirement by investing in
Kozmo.com
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Keeps calling you “Geraldine”
- Insists
that she must first consult with Geraldo Rivera
- Tarot
cards look suspiciously like an old deck of Crazy 8s
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