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Meanwhile
at the office:
One
Nancy: Don’t look at the toothpaste stain on my chest
Chab: Are you getting kinky in the morning before we get here?
Nancy: You know there are a lot of uses for toothpaste
Chab: Yes, that minty fresh feeling goes a long, long way
Two
Meanwhile in a client meeting...
Dirk: This strategy will work, we just need to "breast feed"
visitors the content
Chab: (under his breath) Did you mean "spoon"?
Dirk: (after a pause) I have no idea where that came from, let’s
just move on.
Three
Chab: Are you going to Bill’s party?
Nancy: What party?
Chab: Oh.
Nancy: Bill’s having a party?
Chab: No
Nancy:Bill’s having a party and I’m totally not invited!
Chab: Well, I’m sure he forgot to invite you.
(a
few hours later - invite arrives to Nancy)
Nancy: I got invited to Bill’s party!
Chab: Way to go! Are you going?
Nancy: I may, but I’m gonna wait until the last minute to RSVP because
I want him to think I’m social and I have more offers than his.
Chab: Do you?
Nancy: Of course not.
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