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Gemini
Fear
not those whom you will encounter in times of difficulty or moments
of sensation. Got milk?
Cancer
I
know you want what’s on my mind. I know you like what’s
on my mind. I know it eats you up inside.
Leo
Rrrrrrrrraaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Virgo
Beware!
The drops inside a discarded water bottle may lead you to the spirit
of your misgivings. Harvest when given the chance. Sweet red fruit,
ripe, full, glistening.
Libra
Your
next breath could be your last… do us all a favor and hold
it. Place great emphasis on stressing what is important.
Scorpio
The
edge of the scimitar cuts with bitter sweetness. Run from that which
displays indifferent passion. Walk towards that which conceals passionate
indifference.
Sagittarius
You
are destined for greatness. Well at least great amounts of futility.
Hell, don’t even try. No one cares anyway. You blow ponies.
Capricorn
…on
the cob. Consider trusting anyone who considers you to be of considerable
conscience. Contain the unattainable within your capacity for containment.
You will receive much stimulation and exhilaration from the sensation
of Capricornification.
Aquarius
This
is really boring. Even just writing from stream of consciousness
is hard after a while. Or maybe its just that absolutely nothing
goes through my mind for extended periods of time. Or maybe I’m
just boring. Or maybe I blow ponies. Hmmmmm… Hey!! It think
I just got over my writer’s block without even trying!
Pisces
Look
for new events on the horizon. Stand in a waterfall. The cascading
water will wash away your pain, but you’re still gonna be ugly.
Aries
Be
wary of modern times, it is possible that they are in your future.
Life is like a box of chocolates, its all gonna come out your ass
in the end. Be a friend to someone who likes you — if you can
find one.
Taurus
Feelings
of interest may prove to be conduits to a space from an unknown
realm. Spend wisely from your wealth of knowledge because intuitively
you may know it to be an untold truth. Upon the mantle of the fountain
of life rests the foregone conclusion of every man regarding his
innate vitality.
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