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You
Can Call Me A.P. For Short
The title of this site gives you an idea of what is in store, "Hello
ladies…" If you are a lady then this site just might be
your answer to love. If you happen to be male, don’t worry this
site can still be useful. Wo-Hen Nankanis (A.P. for short) is one
bad mother. Pay a visit to his picture gallery… I sure got a
sense of what kind of man A.P. really is. The pictures show what a
warm and compassionate man. And for the lucky ladies, Wo resides in
good old California. But that is probably necessary, since A.P. is
a singer. If exotic cars are your forte, then check out the many cars
that A.P. owns. All are modified for a Prince’s pleasure. And
for you men out there thinking that you can convert Wo… think
again. He states very firmly that he does not enjoy the companionship
of men, only sexy women. If you have some extra time I recommend taking
a look at A.P.’s guest book.
Long
Dong Silver Is In The House
Not much to say about this one that experiencing it can’t
say. I do recommend using www.wave-rock.com
as a site to pornolize. While pornolizing (that is such a fun word
to type) Wave Rock’s site, check out the bios section (http://www.wave-rock.com/aboutus/bios.asp).
If the nicknames don’t bring you to tears, I would venture
to say that you don’t have tear ducts. Enjoy, and remember
it is all in good fun.
Bruce
Flea
If you like dogs and also enjoy the martial arts, especially Bruce
Lee, then this site will put a smile on your face. Once on the site,
click on the "Bruce Flea" link. Then sit back with your
favorite ass kickin’ beverage, and enjoy. Not only will this
episode suck you in like a good Jerry Springer show, it actually
has some great Flash animation. Plus the female flea is kinda hot.
Pimp Flea is also worth his weight in Afro sheen. I can only hope
that this becomes an ongoing show… it helps to pass the time
away at work.
Where’s
Tinkerbell
Sprinkle pixie dust and slap my ass. This guy has it made. I can’t
imagine a better way to pick up chicks. Plus if you can’t dress
up in a green leotard and pretend you can fly, then what good is
it to go on living? I recommend reading every ounce of wisdom that
Randy has to say. For those fashion illiterate folks out there,
check out Pete’s own line of clothing. Fucking brilliant! I think
everyone should throw out their black sweaters and pants, and add
a few of Peter’s designs to their closet. Peter also has a
great guest book that I totally recommend checking out. In there
I saw that my friend Kent Lewis had beat me to this gem of a site.
The following is Kent’s excerpt in the guest book:
Hi
Randy,
I often look back to my childhood, the innocence and wonder
of everything then. When I see you, I see that it is not wrong
that I too like to dress in costumes and prance about without
a care in the world.
I hope someday to have the courage to come out like you. Until
then, my tights will stay in the closet.
Kent Lewis
p.s if you ever come to Portland, give me (or Jeff Gores) a
call
That
is about all that can be said about this site, and I guarantee it
will change your life forever.
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