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Grace: Microsoft .NET, Microsoft’s XML Web services platform, consists of: a software platform for building .NET experiences, a programming model and tools to build and integrate XML Web services; and a set of programmable XML Web services.

Will: So can I have a Microsoft .Net experience without worrying about STD’s?

Grace: Yes, but no risk, no gain

Will: Will the Microsoft .NET Experience jump in the shower if you tip it $20?

Grace: It will make great porn for @ $180/hr for the developer

Will: I can make great porn with a HandiCam and a bottle of Cuervo

Grace: Yeah, but w/ .Net you would have some company

Will: Touche.

TWO
Frankie: "Hey, Pete, there’s some fat chick here to see you."

Senior: That must be what Shelly’s dad said to Pete when he walked her down the aisle

Dubbya: More like wheeled her down the aisle

Senior: Don’t you mean rolled?

Dubbya: Upon careful consideration, the proper verb is "oozed"

Senior: I like that. Implies that she left a trail, much like a slug.

Dubbya: When she finally drops dead from a twinkie induced heart attack, Hostess stock will drop on news of low future earnings

Senior: Costco too. Their bakery division will lose 50% of its revenue

Dubbya: Still cracks me up the day he brought in a box of twinkies that had ’gotten old’ at his house. Exactly how many had jabba consumed? Seriously, who buys twinkies by the gross?