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Least desirable things to find in your pocket

 
  1. Ball of angry spiders
  2. 1 ticket to Celine Dion's salute to Streisand
  3. President Clinton's cigar
  4. Epileptic porcupine
  5. 100,000 shares of Enron stock
  6. Invitation to your funeral
  7. A hungry piranha
  8. A bowl of clam chowder
  9. Entrails of any kind
  10. The DVD of "Serendipity"
  11. Mickey Rooney
  12. Cher’s facelift excess
  13. Your "What Would Osama Do?" bracelet
  14. Carrot Top’s agent’s name
  15. Unfamiliar genitalia