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Least
desirable things to find in your pocket
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- Ball
of angry spiders
- 1
ticket to Celine Dion's salute to Streisand
- President
Clinton's cigar
- Epileptic
porcupine
- 100,000
shares of Enron stock
- Invitation
to your funeral
- A
hungry piranha
- A
bowl of clam chowder
- Entrails
of any kind
- The
DVD of "Serendipity"
- Mickey
Rooney
- Chers
facelift excess
- Your
"What Would Osama Do?" bracelet
- Carrot
Tops agents name
- Unfamiliar
genitalia
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