10 Ways To Freak Out Your Coworkers:

• Fill up a water bottle at the cooler, dump it in the toilet, repeat 10 times
• Staple your next presentation on all four sides before handing it out
• Give each of your coworkers a nickname starting with the letter "T"
• Every time someone enters your office, pick up the phone and start mumbling about negative test results
• Bring in donuts for the entire office, but take a bite out of each one first
• In staff meetings, keep busy cutting the eyes out of magazine ads
• Consult with Magic 8 Ball before contributing to team decisions
• Bark at the first person that enters the office every morning
• Wear Marilyn Manson contacts all day, every day.
• Take boss into stairwell and ask, "Have the police come by to ask about me?"