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Signs That Your New Intern is a Slacker with an Email Address and a Lousy Attitude
by The Mad Hacker

9. Simultaneously runs ICQ, AIM, MSN Messenger and Yahoo chat and his new machine but somehow finds his workload to be too much.

8. Couldn’t wait for the project debrief to express his important opinions but missed it on account of a kegger.

7. Wears a shirt and tie to work but understands the word "tucked" to be something totally different than you do.

6. Sent a complaint to the President that Napster isn’t a standard install on all company PCs.

5. Still doesn’t understand that LoudCloud stock is never going to get past 8 bucks.

4. Thinks "SUP" is a fine word to use in email.

3. Keeps telling everyone how cool it would be if we ran on Linux — but actually hasn’t used Linux yet.

2. Thinks Mom is "bitchin’" for letting him stay out past 10 on weeknights.

1. Remembers fondly the glory days of Star Wars when Amadala was still in high school.