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The Game: Who Do I Screw?

# of players: 2 and up
Ages: Fun for all ages!

Accessories: All players begin with three "amnesia cards": one "get amnesia" card, one "give amnesia" card, and one "double amnesia" card. (Booze and a receptacle for possible vomiting can also prove handy.)

Rules:
The rules are very simple. Here’s how it works. The person whose last name falls closest to "A" starts. That person, the questioner, selects a second person to whom the question will be posed.

The questioner then delivers the following question: "You have contracted a fatal disease. To survive, you MUST have sex with: [insert name] or [insert name]? Who do you choose?" Keep in mind, the more downright disgusting or smarmier, the better.

At this point, the one to whom the question has been asked can elect to do one of the following:

• Answer, and suffer the consequences or rebuke, ridicule and recrimination, e.g. "You’d f*ck Willard Scott…?! You’re sick!"
• Answer, and take advantage of one of those amnesia cards.

1. The "get amnesia" card allows the answerer to forget the dirty sexual encounter ever fictionally took place. (Whew, how were you going to explain that fictional rash?)
2. The "give amnesia" card makes the fictional conquest forget (to avoid those embarrassing next-day fictional phone calls asking if you want to go for coffee and talk).
3. The "double amnesia" card enables you both to forget, erasing the ill-advised escapade from your fictional memories (but, alas, I’m afraid, not from your and fictional linens).

Let’s give it a try.

Reader, you have contracted a fatal disease. To survive, you MUST have sex with:

Richard Simmons or Dom Deluise. Who do you choose?

See? What will you do? Both options pose an extremely difficult fictional challenge to your not-so-fictional tastes.

So, gather some friends around, turn off "American Idol" and get your dirty freak on, figuratively speaking of course.

Finally, in the interest of getting the game rolling, the staff at Anvil has compiled a short list of sexual conundrums to get you started. Have fun, and remember, wear that fictional condom!

For the Men

• Madeline Albright or Dr. Ruth Westheimer
• Roseanne or Kathy Bates
• Judge Ruth Bader Ginzburg or Bea Arthur
• Indigo Girls or the del Rubio triplets
• Sally Jess Raphael or Jane Pauley

For the Women

• Capt. Kangaroo or Bobcat Goldthwaite
• Meatloaf or Willard Scott
• Mickey Rooney or Gary Coleman
• Steven Tyler or Keith Richards
• Mickey Rourke or Dirty Ol’ Bastard