Rejected Slogans for The National Rifle Association

• It’s not the gun that kills people, it’s the jackass pulling the trigger
• Where every night is hard liquor and handgun night!
• Got ammo?
• Sure, we’ll put down our guns, if you can pry them from our "cold, dead hands"
• Hey, it's good enough for Moses
• Defending the right to bare arms (so long as the holster is concealed from view)
• We put the "Dirty" in Dirty Harry
• Striking fear into beer cans and squirrels since 1871
• Because Al Qaeda isn’t just the name of your favorite NASCAR announcer
• Putting "fully automatic" back into big game hunting
• Who says we're right-wing wackos? No, really, who says?
• Just shoot it!
• The size of your gun has NOTHING to do with the size of your anatomy
• Where all weapons are created equal
• Because knifes don't kill good enough