List: Most Improbable Joke Lead-ins

• Two rabbis are eating pork sandwiches and one says to the other…
• What is red, slimy and has 150 IQ?
• An elephant, magician and black man are riding in a taxi…
• What's the difference between a terrorist and bowl of tapioca pudding?
• How many quadriplegics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
• Why did the traffic cop cross the road?
• So Jesus is ice skating…
• Four gay men are watching a Larry The Cable Guy Comedy Special when…
• Two Catholics are having sex when the condom breaks…
• Bush and Cheney are driving along in a Prius when all of a sudden…
• A vegan walks into McDonald's and asks
• Three blonde woman attending their regular MENSA meeting…
• Two yogis get into a fight…
• A Priest, Muslim and Buddhist are at a strip bar…
• What do you get when you cross a Mormon with Lance Armstrong?
• Anne Coulter and Ted Kennedy are having sex…