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Random
1:
Nancy (to Chab): What’s up with wearing two shirts in one day?
Drew (butting in): It’s cause he pits-out of the first one, and
needs a fresh one by mid-day.
Chab: You don’t know what you’re talking about! It’s all about fashion.
Random
2:
Drew: Look at you! I can’t believe you ratted me out. What a snitch!
Chab: Yeah, whatever, like you aren’t a rat either! I can just imagine
you as a small child. Actually I bet you didn’t rat on your brother.
Instead, you probably sat on his face and farted.
Nancy: Yeah, that’s what I do to my husband now.
Random
3:
Nancy: Why does that old lady always make swishing sounds when she
walks by?
Chab: Depends.
Nancy: On what?
Chab: Her ability to control her bladder.
Nancy: So why the funny noise when she walks?
Chab: I just told you.
Nancy: Nevermind.
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