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Top Ten things about the Internet that suck
by Chris Olsen

10. Human sex organs are THREE dimensional!

9. Larry Ellison. Please, not another story about his history with former Stanford coeds. "That wasn’t what I meant when I asked for a signing bonus."

8. On line day traders. Half of these fools can’t even tell you the name of the company represented by the ticker symbol, let alone what the company actually does.

7. Smarmy twenty-something internet company execs who bastardize the English language by using the word "space" any time they can’t think of a word that actually means something.

6. Chat rooms. Stimulating cowards, perverts, and sociopaths world wide.

5. Nordstrom.com. Don’t get me wrong, one of the world’s great retailers, but I’d sure like to try those shoes on BEFORE I pay for shipping. And how about a little ass-kissing too.

4. ".com" The four character appendage that has come to symbolize a doomed company with a fractured business plan, little or no revenue, and no hope for earnings. Wise internet startups are dropping ".com" from their names.

3. Jeff Bezos. I would not want to be around when that way-too-jolly little elf finally has a mood swing and/or runs out of crack.

2. Yet another Top Ten List composed by some bitter half-wit who happens to have a friend that publishes an ezine.

1. Ezines.