Some times you got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em, know when to walk away and know when to run. You never count your money when you’re sittin’ at the table. There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done. If you have that silver white fox looking hair and that filled in full beard, then you just might be able to make the gallery on this site. If not, then you can always just sit back and lust after all of these "gamblin’" men. I noticed after reading through most of the galleries descriptions that a majority of these people are spotted at state fairs or Kenny Rogers’ concerts. Coincidence…

Am I Goth or Not
http://www.amigothornot.com/

Just because you paint your face white and wear black vinyl does not necessarily make you goth. But if you want to find out how well your black lipstick stacks up to others, then submit your picture and let the viewers be the judge. People didn’t think I was very goth… So I went to my room, slammed my door and put on The Cure. Only Robert Smith can relate to me and know how I actually feel. Now if I could only remember where I put my metal lunchbox. Some of the goth chicks are actually hot.

Extreme Living Room Wrestling
http://www.extremeelw.homestead.com/main.html

I had no idea that the wrasslin’ I did as a kid actually had an organizational following. It does, and telling from the wrestlers’ bios some seem real mean. I have my bets on NOX / Hardcore Willie on taking the whole ELW Pay Per View Event. So watch out or I just my DDT yo ass. Ahhhh, what fond memories I have of being a young boy in Georgia opening up many cans of woop-ass on my younger brother. If life could just be that simple once again.

Too Many Pubes
http://www.hairyback.com/

Is back hair pubic hair? It does crawl up from peoples’ butt, but it grows down from their heads also. Well anyways, this site doesn’t answer that question but it does have a butt load of really cool hairy back pictures. So if you are in the hunt for some velvety back touchin’ pay this site a visit. A good idea that would take this site to the next level, is to have a dating section on the site. I would bet that there are a shit load of girls, and probably some men, who would want to hook up with the hairy backed men on this site.

Some People Are Just Fucked Up
http://community-2.webtv.net/bbypnts/BabyPantsCribSheet/

That is about all that I can say about this site. So if you want to see what God’s mulligans are up to, check out this site. And wonder how come you just don’t have the time on your hands like these people seem to do.

Let’s Play Dress Up
http://www.alisachan.com/

I guess this could be erotic for some pathetic soul who really enjoys cartoon characters, but wishes that they could come to life. For the rest of us, this site is about a girl who dresses up as anime characters. Really well I might add. As much as I want to make fun of this site I find it really hard to do. This girl has a pretty amazing talent.

Beware: Extreme Fun
http://www.center-of-the-world.com/

I recommend not viewing this at work or at least when the boss is not around, that is unless they enjoy naked women. This site is pretty cool (you say it has to be — it has naked chicks) not only because of the naked chicks dancing, but in how it takes you through the site. It makes it seem like that you are actually visiting this establishment. You’ll have to experience it to understand what I am talking about. The site takes a while to get to the good stuff, so have patience. You will be nicely rewarded.

Pimps Up, Ho’s Down
http://www.goldteeth.com/

When ya gotsta get yo bling bling on, and on in a hurry, visit this site. If you ain’t got game then I guarantee a new set of gold teeth will make all da ho’s wantin’ yo jock. I would actually recommend getting’ da platinums, ya kno what I’m sayin’. Plat is where it’s at. The good thing is when you have to go to work the next day these babies pop right off, and Mr. Whitetightass will have no idea that you just slanged da cane the night before. Good luck and take many pictures of your stable of nasty ass ho’s for ol’ Willie "Watch Out For The Backhand" Jackson.