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I
said that Id never start a column off with a dictionary definition
- and Im sticking to that promise - but something
in the good ole Merriam-Webster really caught my eye this time around.
Heres a little background on the issue. Over the past couple
of months, Ive been actively bitching about all the pro-God
propaganda that everyone and their mother is tossing at Michael
Newdow and his lawsuit regarding the Pledge of Allegiance (thats
another column, but in the meantime, check out http://towseyfrench.blogspot.com/).
Nevertheless, in discussing this issue with my wife, I caught myself
saying, "This constant mumbling about living and dying by the
Declaration of Independence is really starting to become a pet peeve
of mine."
Now
Ive used the term pet peeve for a variety of things,
yet I never really gave much thought as to whether I was using it
correctly. This had me wondering (rather sheepishly) if I was going
to figure out that everyone Ive ever spoken with has been
quietly making fun of me — just like when Alanis Morissette
bastardized the word ironic. I decided it was damn well time
to look into the issue before letting those two little words slip
out, again.
In my quest
for the truth, I logged on to what has become one of my most important
resources, www.m-w.com, and found
Merriam-Websters definition. While the definition didnt
really shock, amaze or seduce me, the date that the M-W editors
attributed to the word did: circa 1919. My first question was just
who decided that the first time the phrase pet peeve started
to circulate was 1919? Better yet, just what the Hell does circa
mean? Back to www.m-w.com.
The definition
of circa is "[a]t, in, or of approximately -- used especially
with dates." Interestingly enough, circa is dated by
the M-W editors at exactly 1861. Apparently, the literary world
is a bit surer of itself in hammering down a birth date for the
word circa than it is for pet peeve. Regardless, I
would truly love to know the process for solidifying just when it
is that a word is born into the English vernacular (or at least
M-Ws vernacular). Better yet, does the M-W date even relate
directly to the English vernacular, or does it go back as far as
possible, referencing the root of the words origin, regardless
of its geographic or cultural heritage?
Interestingly,
M-W actually has a good deal to say about their process for adding
words to the dictionary:
To decide which
words to include in the dictionary and to determine what they mean,
Merriam-Webster editors study the language as it's used. They carefully
monitor which words people use most often and how they use them.
Each day most
Merriam-Webster editors devote an hour or two to reading a cross
section of published material, including books, newspapers, magazines,
and electronic publications; in our office this activity is called
"reading and marking." The editors scour the texts in search of
new words, new usages of existing words, variant spellings, and
inflected formsin short, anything that might help in deciding
if a word belongs in the dictionary, understanding what it means,
and determining typical usage. Any word of interest is marked, along
with surrounding context that offers insight into its form and use.
While this is just a quick overview of the rather tedious process,
I highly recommend you check out the details
on their Website. Plain and simple, its just not that easy
to get your word or definition for an existing word into the dictionary.
In fact, Id like to issue a challenge to any person or PR
firm willing to make the commitment. Go ahead and try to get your
word or definition into M-W. But thats fodder for yet another
column.
Back
to the subject at hand... I cant help but wonder just who
first coined the term pet peeve. What was the conversation
like and where did it take place? Im guessing it was 1919,
maybe 1918. The setting: a group of guys walking back to their borough
somewhere in Northern Pennsylvania. Michael looks over to Joseph
and says, "That Wilton really peeves me like no tomorrow."
To this, Abel pipes up with, "Me too! That type of thing just
keeps biting away at me all day. Here we are busting our asses and
he has the nerve to tell us to move faster? Oh that peeves me. Its
like some pathetic little dog that wont leave you alone. Its
always there, biting at your heels!" Michael replies, "Thats
right! Wilton is my shitty little pet dog. My little pet peeve that
wont go away."
The group laughed
and laughed, and upon unionizing due to terrible working conditions,
founded their very first newsletter, the Pet Peeve. And so
the word was born and the M-W editors had something to work with.
They couldnt attribute it exactly, but they were able to collect
a copy of the newsletter and thus gave the word the stamp of circa.
I just love happy endings!
By the way,
the definition of pet peeve: "a frequent subject of
complaint." I guess I wasnt too far off. Sorry Alanis,
no new guests in your house of shame.
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