Commuting

• People who use their cell phones on the bus.
• Slow left lane drivers
• Drivers that leave their turn signals on
• Bubbles in window tints
• Drivers who run yellow/red lights
• Lowered Dodge Neons with custom wheels and spoilers. It's still a Neon.

On the town

• Coffee shops that offer a "medium" as their smallest size
• Getting a Pepsi when you say Coke
• Fast food joint employees with missing teeth.
• Hair in food
• People who don’t use adverbs.
• Loud, drunken stupidity

Fashion victims…

• Open-toed shoes that are too small - or too loose - and toes slip over the end and do that "panic grip" thing
• Shorts so short that the chick’s ass hangs out.
• Dreadlocks on white people.
• Women who wear white Keds with black stirrup pants

Cleanliness is next to Godliness…

• People who wear patchouli instead of bathing.
• Armpit stains on tee shirts
• Dirty, unswept floors
• Kitty litter grit on the floor.
• Pubes on bar of soap

In the office…

• People who use the words "context," "real time" or "visual language" when discussing visual art, dance or film
• People who talk about "growing" audience, membership, their business, etc
• Companies that hire highly skilled people to do monkey work
• Men who pee on the toilet seat and don’t clean it up.

On the homefront…

• Toilet paper that rolls under, instead of over
• Trashy homeowners who don't believe in "home maintenance"
• Knuckle cracking
• The way the cat sleeps in the middle of the bed every night.
• Back hair
• Toothpaste squeezed in the center
• Neighbors whose fly-paper ends up in my flower beds