sponsored by

Hosted by
eROI

Failed Slogans from the National Door Association Agency Brainstorm Session

• Doors: We be slammin’!
• Protecting you from annoying siblings and curious parents for 500 years
• We’re more than just a bunch of knobs
• The peephole people
• We let the dogs out!
• The bigger the doors, the bigger the knockers
• Ever heard of window-to-window salesmen?
• We’ll get you out of a jamb
• Knock. Knock. Who’s there? We are!
• A doorknob’s best friend
• So popular, we have our own legendary rock group!