List: Least Believable Hollywood Rumors

• Remake of "Barbarella" to star Jack Black
• Brad and Angelina separate to be with unattractive, boring nobodies
• Mary Steenbergen turns down role as wife/mother on the verge of a nervous breakdown
• George Lucas makes sequel to break-out film, titled "American Scratchiti"
• Arnold Schwarzenegger trades in his HUMMER for a Honda hybrid
• Tom Cruise learns Arabic; converts to Islam
• Ben Affleck reads script before filming begins
• Vin Diesel solves Rubik's cube
• Mary Kate Olsen a regular at North's Chuck Wagon
• M. Night Shyamalan wraps production of "Barbie's Return to Fairytopia"
• Death prevents Aaron Spelling from winning sweeps