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Random 1:
Telemarketer: Hello! Is Bob Freeber there?
Chab: I don’t know, but I’m going C-R-A-Z-Y!

Telemarketer: May I speak to Ryan Wilson?
Chab: NO.

Telemarketer: Is there anyone there that can help me?
Chab: No f---ing way!
Click.

2nd Call
Telemarketer: Hello! Is Bob Freeber there?
Chab: What didn’t you understand the first time???
Click.

Random 2:
Chet: I am having troubles concentrating cause all I hear is some crazy background noises. It’s pissin’ me off cause I don’t know what they are.
Chet: (again): Did I just hear a battery operated somethin’ - somethin’?
Nancy: Yeah, I bet its Sue.
Chet: Make no bones about it
Nancy: Did you just say BONE?

Random 3:
Telemarketer: Hello! I’m calling from GlobalCyberNet Services. How are you doing today?
Chab: I was fine.

Telemarketer: Do you currently have a Web site?
Chab (a sarcastic Web marketing executive): We’re working on that right now.

Telemarketer: Okay, do you have Internet access?
Chab (surfing while answering): Not yet.

Telemarketer: Do you know when you’ll have a Web site and Internet access?
Chab: Definitely in 8 months.

Telemarketer: I’ll make sure we call you back to follow up then. How about your telecommunications needs?
Chab: I don’t know, I’m just a temp.
Click.