Tour
de Butt
Lance
Armstrong might have won the Tour de France, but who really gives
a shit except for those fruity ten-speed riders. What tour people
really care about is seeing adult asses in nature and at famous
landmarks. I can’t tell when was the last time this site was updated,
but it is a great idea. I hope Scott keeps it up (no pun intended)
and updates the site with more pictures. He should even expand
his "Guest Arse" section. I am seeing it now... a picture
of my ass at the Alamo. Ozzy is GOD!
He
Says It is 33" Long
Now
that y’all are all hot and bothered, he means his hair. Maybe
you still are all excited. But before you love him for
just his hair, peruse his site and learn more about the man
dubbed "The Long-Haired Dude." I recommend after you
read about his naughty chemistry story, that you check out the
picture gallery. It is a beautifully crafted time line of how
the hair got so long. A word of caution though, I again don’t
think the site has been updated in a while, so The Long-Haired
Dude could be The Short-Haired Dude now.
Hello
My Future Girlfriend
This
site gets old real quick, but you can annoy the shit out of
your co-worker by letting the site play over and over. It is
almost hypnotic, like Michael is going to hypnotize you into
being his future girlfriend. Hell I almost fell for it and I
am not even a girl.
Gothic
Babe of the Week
As
y’all know I have to include a site that has something to do
with Goths. My shrink would say that is the part of my life
that I never resolved. Enough about me, check out this site
for weekly pic of a Goth girl. I am kind of partial to Miss
Hell (Gothic Babe of the Week 04/29/01). The gallery archives
are at the bottom of the home page, and since they go back to
1996 there are a lot of babes to check out. I think I dated
Sin (03/19/00) in high school. It is good to see that she stuck
to her Goth ways, even under the pressure that a cruel society
can bring to a gothic person.
Brenda
and Her Adventures
Brenda
has some great advice if ya have the time. I was amazed how
great of a fashion sense she has. I never thought of how versatile
Keds were... so many colors. Down towards the bottom of the
home page is where Brenda puts all of her links and advice.
For an added bonus, check out this link: http://members.tgforum.com/ginam/photos.htm
Walk
Like A Camel
Honey,
you make me wanna walk like a camel. This site was just brought
to my attention again by a good friend, which is now brought
to you for your viewing pleasure. This site ranks right up there
with Mullets Galore, actually they are probably kissing cousins.
This site is even great for the ladies, since it also has a
section on men’s packages. The site is lacking in depth but
has a beautiful start on why camel toes should be ranked up
there with apple pie as American culture. Even though America
does the camel toe the best, the last picture in the women’s
section shows that the "South" Americans are getting
the hang of a good toe. Hopefully some of The Anvil viewers
can answer the call on the site and submit some camel toes...
even if they are your own.
How
Much Are You Worth On the Black Market
Are
you low on cash and just don’t have any more sperm to donate?
Then visit this site and find out how much you are worth as
a human? The downfall of this site is that they don’t have a
classified section where you can sell yourself. Or better yet,
buy a Swedish bikini team model that can cook and pleasure you
all at the same time.
