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Current Issue: September 2002
Signs The Catholic Church Is Trying To Improve Their Image
Designated rows of "fondle-free" pews now available
Abolished spanking machine
Priests now allowed to use condoms
Spanish fly removed from mass
Confession booths now bi-directional
Class action suit application forms available in hymnal books
The Pope’s official vehicle is no longer a van
No more papal congresses at Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch
Piggybacks discontinued as 13
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station of the cross
