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Current Issue: September 2002
Failed Religious Products Developed by Proctor & Gamble
Parting Tides Detergent — Washing away your sins
Holy Hell Antiperspirant — Never let Satan see you sweat
Job’s Table Salt — Now available in pillars
Allah Stains-be-Gone Spot Remover — Declare jihad on Schmootz!
Burning Bush Feminine Cream — Soothing as Jesus’ touch
Immaculate Conception Pregnancy Test — Miraculously accurate
Brigham’s Ultra-Highly Caffeinated Energy Drink — Creating a buzz with the Mormons
Jeddadiah’s Amish-style Surge Protectors — A shocking discovery
Koranimal Crackers cereal — They’re Allah-right!
Circumcision: The Board Game — Where getting snippy helps you get ahead!
Feldman’s Kosher Lamp Oil — Lasts longer than you’d expect
