List: Reasons Conspiracy Theorists Believe Humpty Was Pushed

• Teased the Big Bad Wolf about his inability to blow over the brick house
• It was a failed effort by all the King's horses and all the King's men to prove their ability to put things back together again.
• Mrs. Dumpty was "sick and tired of his lack of willingness to get off his damn shell and get a job."
• Little Jack Horner was trying to prove he could stick his thumb in something else.
• Humpty saw General Motor's car that could get 100 miles per gallon
• The neighborhood chicken was upset because he thought that he came first.
• Jack Sprat's wife got tired of Egg Beaters
• The Zapruder film shows Mother Goose raising a black umbrella before Humpty fell
• Jack and Jill went up the hill, saw Humpty on the wall with a bucket of water, and lost it
• Humpty knew too much