Least Scary Horror Movie Sequel Concepts

• Halloween 8: Something about a Pumpkin
• Freddy vs. Jason: Thumb Wrestling to the Death
• Scary Movie: I Know Where You Hid Your Candy
• Blaire Witches Gone Wild!
• The Rocky Horror Picture Show 2: Revenge of the Toast
• The Amityville Horror: The Second Mortgage
• The Ring 3: The Return of the VHS Rewind Fee at Blockbuster
• The Texas Coleslaw Massacre
• The Dead Zone: No Cell Coverage
• Pet Cemetery: Hamster Revenge