Take a Haiku: Bushwhacking
By Greg Coyle

           
Small, simian eyes
Twisted, malevolent lips
Mr. President

Sound strategery
Doing a great job, Brownie
I'm the decider

Monkey boy likes guns.
The panhandle, the desert
It doesn't matter.

I love me my God,
My best bud Dickie Cheney
And Condilicious

Mission accomplished
That is so goddamn funny
I forgot to laugh