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One
Nancy - I like golden grahams, but they get soggy so fast. I have
to eat small bowls full instead of just one big one.
Chab
- You know what stays really crunchy in milk?
Nancy - What?
Chab - Grape Nuts.
Nancy - But Grape Nuts are awful, not to mention deafening. Especially
if there are two people eating Grape Nuts really close to each other,
it’s hard to hear over that dull roar of crunching.
-pause-
Chab - you know what else is kinda like Grape Nuts that stays crunchy
in milk?
Nancy - Gravel.
Two
Chab - I really need to come up with a Halloween costume
Nancy - I think you should be Richard "Dick" Hatch from
Survivor
Chab - Who?
Nancy - The big naked gay guy on that CBS TV show
Chab - Can I rent that one or do I have to make it?
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