I Am Feeling Spacey
http://www.explorespacenotdrugs.com/

Don’t you usually feel like you’re in space when on drugs? I know I do. This site is to convince you that being an astronaut is better than doing drugs. Well at least that is what Buzz Aldrin tells us. When you click on a particular drug, you are taken to another site that gives a description of each drug. This is actually pretty interesting, and gives the viewer a chance to display any rumors they know about drugs. The following is an example:

STR8 UP -- I HAVE 2 B STR8 UP, POT IS A HARD CORE THING IN MY HOME TOWN WIT TEENS & IS SO EASY 2 BUY IT IS NOT FUNNY HOW "EASY". I SEE ON A SUM DAYS RIGHT DOWN 2 AS YOUNG AS 5-6 YR OLDS DO’IN DRUGS AT DA SKATE PARKS OR SUM’IN, IT IS REALLY SHOCKING & ALSO QUITE SAD. AS A 14 YR OLD GIRL I HAVE SEEN MANY FAMILY AND FRIEND DIE 4ROM IT. I GROW UP AROUND IT, HEAR’IN EXCUSES LIKE IT BEING AS IMPORTANT AS "OXYGEN" AND NOW IT’S SUM’IN DAT’S ****** BOTH MY MOTHER & FATHERS LIVES UP (BOTH NOW TRAPPED IN THEIR OWN PRISON). IF DA WEEDS HIGH WAS SUPPOST 2 B SUM’IN IN HUMANS SYSTEMS THEN WOULD’NT GOD HAVE ALREADY PUT IT IN OUR SYSTEM, NO!!! INSTEAD HE GAVE US ALL A GREATER HIGH "LIFE" 4ROM R.JURY (DA TEMPTAIONAL BRAT SISTERS)

This person seems to be on drugs at the moment of typing this. Good reason to put down that joint and get yo ass to school!

Joe Camel Rocks!
http://hyperqueer.tripod.com/hyperqueer.html

I wish I had found this site three years ago, before I idiotically quit smoking. I might still be cool. If you’re thinking about quitting read this site and check out the photos of people smoking. If this doesn’t make you change your mind and stay cool, then nothing will. Smoking is rad. Taking that long inhale of noxious smoke, holding it in your lungs just long enough to let them get coated in black sweetness, then exhaling life’s stresses away in a pleasant smell of smoke and whatever you had for lunch. Too cool dude.

Why Does Everybody Hate Me
http://www.starbucks.com/

Enjoy that cup of Starbucks coffee and go online. Here you can purchase that Starbucks mug to hold your Starbucks coffee. You can even purchase a Starbucks coffee brewer to brew your Starbucks coffee, that you will drink out of your Starbucks coffee mug, while you lounge around in your Starbucks 1971 logo baseball cap and T-shirt listening to your Starbucks CD sampler. Just make sure that before you go to work your shift at the corner Starbucks that you pop a few Starbucks mints. You don’t want bad breath while serving the Starbucks customer.

What is Too Much?
http://www.sexaddict.com/

This doesn’t seem like too bad of an addiction if you ask me. Let’s see… missing most of my teeth because I can’t stop smoking crack or being a little tired and sore because of too much lovemaking. I just don’t see the problem, but if you do see this as a problem and have it, then Dr. Doug can help you.

The Biggest Vice of Them All
http://welcome.to/lis

At least this is a vice for a friend of mine. To cut down on his use of this Web site at work, the IT guy has blocked his computer from displaying it. If you have ever been addicted to smack, then you know what he has to struggle through every day. I give him props though, he still gets his work done and done well.