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Ten signs that you’re unemployed

1. You use your alarm clock as a paperweight.
2. Your cupboards are filled only with Top Ramen.
3. Your "To Do List" for the week consists of making one phone call to the unemployment office.
4. You’re on a first name basis with the mailman.
5. You don’t have a reason to look forward toward the weekend.
6. It’s 10 pm and you realize that maybe you should leave the house.
7. You have a revolving credit account at the local tavern.
8. Coupon clipping becomes one of your favorite past times.
9. You’ve decided to finally take a risk and start your own business.
10. Your self-proclaimed job title is "consultant".