Top Ten Most Effective Ways to Cope with an Annoying Coworker
- Respond to emails in ALL CAPS
- Take a bathroom break every time they do, make conversation if you share a bathroom
- Burn incense all day long
- Leave their fingerprints on a train bomb
- Regardless of their real name, insist on calling them Chuck
- Leave messages by rearranging the letters on their keyboard
- Sign them up for an Adam & Eve catalog, delivered to the office
- Laugh hysterically at question they ask you
- Beat them to the break room and take the last cup of coffee, every time
- Leave them voicemails each morning with yesterday's weather forecast
