10.
Christmas Eve with Springfield’s Belching Choir
9.
The annual Christmas Eve Skate-a-thon at the city’s frozen
wastewater pond
8.
Marianne’s marzipan reindeer droppings scattered about the
dinner table
7. Cousin
Rick’s Elton John-themed Christmas tree
6. Mailing
Christmas cards laced with white snowflake confetti
5. Stocking
stuffing your pants
4. Lighting
the Yule Log but forgetting to open the Yule Flue
3. Decking
the Hall's family dog
2. Dad’s
hand-carved Grateful Dead nativity scene
1. Easter
Eggnog
