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  PBR - The Anti-Brand
An interview with Neal Stewart of Pabst Blue Ribbon
  Learning to Hoist:
A Memoir by Joel Gunz
Marlin Perkins, Oly, and the Meanings and Uses of Foam
  True Tales
Real beer-related stories contributed by actual Anvil readers
  Movie Reviews: A year in review
by Chris Parkhurst
  Archives
  Party Games - Try These at Home! Invite Your Neighbors!
  Drinking the Mrs.: A Capital Tradition by Ken DuBois
Here's to you, Mrs. Harriman's.
  Lists
  Failed beer names and slogans
  Movies we thought were about getting wasted and were pissed to find really weren't

Failed Beer Slogans

  • Causing impotence since 1885
  • Did someone say unwanted pregnancy?
  • Forget six pack abs, go for 12!
  • Now with 30 percent less blindness!
  • It beats staying sober.
  • Formaldehyde never tasted so good!
  • Made with real fish heads
  • Leave the black outs to us!
  • More filling, tastes like crap
  • Official beer of America's penal system.
  • Same great taste, on the way up!
  • The queen of beers
  • We put the "u" in drunk!
  • Australian for "Piss"